To the two guys and wives at Trader Joe's who were Reuniting (and it felt so good).

Yes. I'm happy that you both found each other after 10 years or some crap. I feel the same way when high school folks find me on Facebook. BUT, can you please move so I can pay the nice cashier woman so that I can get out of the way so other XMAS EVE shoppers don't kill us both. Your standing directly in front of the credit card machine means I can't leave because I can't pay. You're a tool.